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by kendall chew
Thu May 26, 2011 8:09 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: British Champs - What is the objective of them?
Replies: 34
Views: 18646

Perhaps, but do you have a comparable competitive strategy to our tried and trusted technique?
by kendall chew
Thu May 26, 2011 7:36 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: British Champs - What is the objective of them?
Replies: 34
Views: 18646

I thought Masters were old blokes (Gals) like me who were too old to do anything really impressive but still believed that they could show how the yung un's how it is done by competing in main ranking events. For those of you not old enough to understand the Masters league system it goes like this:...
by kendall chew
Thu Apr 14, 2011 12:15 pm
Forum: Muppet Show
Topic: Insects - Beeware
Replies: 15
Views: 52857

Saw that old James Bond film the other day; Almonds are forever by Cubby Broccoli, the lass who played the Bond girl was Raddishing. I mentioned this to my Vicar who felt I was too close to the knuckle so he took me into the church and said Lettuce pray
by kendall chew
Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:54 pm
Forum: Muppet Show
Topic: Insects - Beeware
Replies: 15
Views: 52857

Undoubtedly a wise- nay Sage comment but Orchid told me not to speak to people like you
by kendall chew
Thu Apr 07, 2011 10:38 pm
Forum: Muppet Show
Topic: Insects - Beeware
Replies: 15
Views: 52857

No, we must call for an ambulance. I am sure that I just heard Artichoke. It s possible of course that he is merely upset, he did look a little Cress fallen earlier when he heard the Leek of his girlfriend leaving, he shouted where's my Taragon!!
by kendall chew
Thu Apr 07, 2011 10:26 pm
Forum: Muppet Show
Topic: Insects - Beeware
Replies: 15
Views: 52857

Actually, let's go to another one as there's not mushroom in this one.
by kendall chew
Thu Apr 07, 2011 10:22 pm
Forum: Muppet Show
Topic: Insects - Beeware
Replies: 15
Views: 52857

Right, that's it I've had enough! I am tired, thirsty and hungry so, take me to the Aubergine.
by kendall chew
Wed Apr 06, 2011 9:03 pm
Forum: Muppet Show
Topic: Insects - Beeware
Replies: 15
Views: 52857

House flys can crush!
by kendall chew
Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:39 am
Forum: Events
Topic: Sowerby Bridge 2/3 !(/20 march
Replies: 9
Views: 6584

Les,
Just to say "Thanks" for a great weekend of racing. A good time was had by all at SSCC.

Regards.
by kendall chew
Fri Mar 04, 2011 10:49 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Slalom Injury survey
Replies: 0
Views: 1731

Hi, Thank you to those who have already contributed to the online survey on paddle injuries. It really is very interesting and, I hope will help to draw some conclusions. There have been 65 responses so far, which is a great help. Please do keep them coming in, if you have not yet taken the survey,...
by kendall chew
Wed Mar 02, 2011 11:18 am
Forum: Muppet Show
Topic: Tom
Replies: 1
Views: 22726

Walked into the opticians' yesterday and tripped over the rotating glasses display. The owner kicked me out for making a spectacle of myself.
by kendall chew
Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:39 am
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Strategy - What do you want covered?
Replies: 49
Views: 27356

Just been looking at Playak.com, there is an article blogged by a lass who runs rivers commenting on her weaknesses, including breakouts: Whitewater Kayaking Slalom Technique How-To Videos Irene's Kayaking Blog - As usual, after watching videos of my friends creeking Class V, I went searching for s...
by kendall chew
Wed Feb 23, 2011 9:12 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Advice and encouragement please!!! - Recovery after surgery
Replies: 7
Views: 4724

First; take the advice dished out by your surgeon and listen to what your physio tells you. If you do not like the advice, well... that's tough. The time taken for an injury to get to a point where you can start to become active again is around 12 weeks, or three months, whichever takes longer( how...
by kendall chew
Sun Feb 20, 2011 12:18 pm
Forum: Events
Topic: 2011 Australian Open - Penrith
Replies: 4
Views: 3267

CP, It's really a research question. It appears that we have more Female K1's in the top echelon than we do Male. If this is the case why? Are training methods different for K1M than they are for K1W. I refuse to accept any suggestion that we are less capable than other countries, so what is it tha...
by kendall chew
Sat Feb 19, 2011 3:16 pm
Forum: Events
Topic: 2011 Australian Open - Penrith
Replies: 4
Views: 3267

Q: Why is there a greater number of female K1 in the upper section of the world rankings than in male K1?