Unofficial UK Slalom BBS

Something's been bugging me since Cameron started rattling his sabre. I've just realised what it is; the name of the operation - Odyssey Dawn. Originally I thought, what the ####'s that about, that it's a bit of a soft name for an attack - not exactly a Desert Storm is it. Anyway, here's a bit of a...

I was considering a paddle from Tripoli to Japan starting over Easter hols. I was intending dropping off a choc bunny in Palestine on Easter Sunday to mark the resurrection. It has to be a chocolate one as the book says:- Leviticus 11:3-6: 'Whatever divides the hoof, and is cloven-footed, chewing t...

At least good to see that your post has generated a useful topic on locks. The locks can be portaged. Someone might cut your locks off anyway. It happened to me - mind you it was a particularly bad hair cut in the mid-seventies so I probably deserved it. However, I know that Lox could be useful. I ...

Dave Royle wrote:For further details contact Dr Archimedes who knows lots about this subject.

I hear he's good for a hydraulic screw too

With kids you could get them to inhale an adequate amount of helium and seal them up with duck tape. Then for comic effect you could remove the tape and record their thoughts on their run before the effect wears off. If they have been misbehaving you could substitute helium with hydrogen and fire f...