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by Fup Duck
Sun Dec 12, 2010 10:50 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: foam footrests
Replies: 10
Views: 5993

Don't swim!

..........just float man, it's transcendental

If the beavers get the foam they eat it. Have you ever seen a beaver foaming at the mouth, I have it ain't pretty they don't like being riled.

And we're back to beavers. I will see out 2010 with a beaver reference if I can
by Fup Duck
Thu Dec 09, 2010 5:44 pm
Forum: Muppet Show
Topic: By God I Think I Have It. - It's Christmas Time
Replies: 21
Views: 50166

I laughed at the first line and am still laughing at the end. Utter brilliance. I doff my Christmas cap

I need to do some thinking to top that
by Fup Duck
Wed Dec 08, 2010 6:17 pm
Forum: Muppet Show
Topic: Cows - true or false?
Replies: 0
Views: 18931

I saw this in a shop window the other day

I was walking down the road and got attacked by a man with a piece of cheese and a bottle of milk, I thought how dairy
by Fup Duck
Wed Dec 01, 2010 7:20 pm
Forum: Muppet Show
Topic: By God I Think I Have It. - It's Christmas Time
Replies: 21
Views: 50166

Unfortunately the pantomime horse costume hindered his progress, and the empty legs of the back half flapped behind him in a way that seemed to annoy the hordes of Aythya, Aix, Anas, Bucephala, and Tadorna that waddled after him. Strangely he was flying away from ducks that were chasing on foot. Th...
by Fup Duck
Mon Nov 29, 2010 5:31 pm
Forum: Muppet Show
Topic: By God I Think I Have It. - It's Christmas Time
Replies: 21
Views: 50166

What's happened to the General?
by Fup Duck
Fri Nov 26, 2010 2:17 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: For discussion: Motion 5.14 - Division  status
Replies: 21
Views: 11300

GreenPeter wrote:Who looks after our interests in the BCU (sorry ECU, SCA , WCA & CANI (and doubly sorry not necessarily in that order)) and who are they accountable to.
Noticed this question raised and wondered about the answer
by Fup Duck
Thu Nov 25, 2010 2:19 pm
Forum: Muppet Show
Topic: By God I Think I Have It. - It's Christmas Time
Replies: 21
Views: 50166

Ooops, slip of a fat finger I meant to say I have no experience with cinnamon on a duck although I did know a girl once who went by the name of Cinnamon and used a duck costume in her act; it was an exclusive club obviously. Mustard and duck: why not! Once after a race I captured a duck and took it...
by Fup Duck
Thu Nov 25, 2010 2:00 pm
Forum: Muppet Show
Topic: By God I Think I Have It. - It's Christmas Time
Replies: 21
Views: 50166

Canadian PAddler wrote:Still trying to get the plums together to make the sauce.
I don't know that it matters how your stance is when making the sauce.

You can use bananas but only if wearing pyjamas (sorry still slightly in kids tv mode form previous thread with the General)

I
by Fup Duck
Wed Nov 24, 2010 7:20 pm
Forum: Muppet Show
Topic: By God I Think I Have It. - It's Christmas Time
Replies: 21
Views: 50166

The end?
by Fup Duck
Tue Nov 23, 2010 9:58 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Single v Double events
Replies: 11
Views: 5958

All fair points.

I don't even know that it would be worth it anyway, just a suggestion though. I'm sure there are other ways to do this - via clubs.....does it actually matter what people think?

People do seem to lose it here, I've read a few and thought bloody #### what's that about
by Fup Duck
Tue Nov 23, 2010 2:24 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Single v Double events
Replies: 11
Views: 5958

Why wait to see what happens, I previously suggested a straw poll and can't see, that whilst it might not change anything, it might be a good indicator of intention.
by Fup Duck
Sat Nov 20, 2010 1:31 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: For Discussion: Motion 5.7 - Reinstatement of Shepperton Div 1/2
Replies: 14
Views: 6777

Given the ever increasing price of fuel (there's another hike in fuel duty in January), VAT increasing to 20% and wages being frozen, I just cannot see me being able to justify the cost for a single day of point collecting. Do any other paddlers or parents look at the calendar and think "that's an ...
by Fup Duck
Fri Nov 19, 2010 6:24 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: nokia tv 6700
Replies: 4
Views: 23835

I agree with that and I post them....all is lost!
by Fup Duck
Fri Nov 19, 2010 2:42 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: ACM Motions - Let's discuss some of the Agenda motions
Replies: 10
Views: 5312

Well done - that's certainly a good idea for clarity, otherwise it will get convoluted.
by Fup Duck
Thu Nov 18, 2010 7:55 pm
Forum: Muppet Show
Topic: By God I Think I Have It. - It's Christmas Time
Replies: 21
Views: 50166

A hundred yards away, as if as one, thirty one ducks raised their bills skyward and appeared to sniff through their duck nostrils (Do they have them?) simultaneously. It looked almost planned but surely that couldn't be. The General though didn't have time to dwell as sixty one eyes (as we all know...