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jon lords hammond · Post by **jon lords hammond** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 7:27 pm

Come on everyone, whats happened to the muppet show! This is the board for nonsense and stupidity, where is it, are you all trying to tell me that nobody out there in the ever decreasing circles of canoe slalom has nothing silly to say for themselves. I find it very hard to be believe that a bunch of people as irrational as canoeists cant come out with some silly stuff on a regular basis, so come on let the nonsense roll. I'll have to go now as i'm currently working on the follow up to my 1969 "Concerto for Group and Orchestra" has anybody heard it, the folk in Classical music circles think it was a rather good piece.

Jimi3000 · Post by **Jimi3000** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 5:10 pm

I would like to know about your name please....
Is it double barrelled or is Lords your middle name?
Or is it just a random name for here? or are you really a lord?

Canadian Paddler · Post by **Canadian Paddler** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 6:40 pm

He's a highly eductated Hammond Organ that used to belong to 'John Lord' a keyboardist with Deep Purple. (Ok you are too young to remember them, better Google that)

Still have not worked out how a C-3 organ can manage to run up hills and paddle without being electrocuted. And whre does he get an electrical extension that is long enough to go up Hills?

Add that to what class does he paddle, does a C-3 organ paddle C1 and C2, or just whimp out and paddle K1.

(JLH is that random enough to get this thread going?)

Jimi3000 · Post by **Jimi3000** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 6:55 pm

yer i know deep purple, smoke on the water, result of a jamming session in Montreux, a casino caught on fire and there was smoke on the water outside, (the water outside being lake geneva)....
so there you go... learnt that off the film the parole officer... ha ha i basically know it by heart

anywho, i'd say it would be some sort of music based canoe that meant when you paddled well it made good sounds.... i like to call it a "canorgan" i thort about "orgoe" but i think canorgan is better....

Joe Stevo · Post by **Joe Stevo** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 10:27 pm

whatever

Jimi3000 · Post by **Jimi3000** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 4:38 pm

why would you go out of your way to express a feeling of indifference?

Canadian Paddler · Post by **Canadian Paddler** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 6:45 pm

Perhaps he is a play boater in a perception sonic?

Pingu · Post by **Pingu** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 5:17 pm

He could do with a few lessons in apostrophes.....

or is that apostrophe's

hmmm...

Jimi3000 · Post by **Jimi3000** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 4:20 pm

who hasn't got apostrophes?

jjpete · Post by **jjpete** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 8:40 am

I am a little confused about this also.
Maybe we should all randomly use apostrophes in our posts?
(Here's one for you).

Joe Stevo · Post by **Joe Stevo** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 12:53 pm

I didn't need to put an opostrophy in my feeling of indifference, so no need for pingu to say that. Also i am not a play boater, and anything you can do in a plastic bout looks ten times as good in a slalom boat!!!:blues:

jjpete · Post by **jjpete** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 1:43 pm

Canadian Paddler · Post by **Canadian Paddler** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 8:51 am

Sorry got crossed posts, I was not trying to start a pointy boat versus placky boat war.

I was suggesting that the musical organ (See start of post) might be a SONIC - music, sonic - poor joke, just coiuld not think of any musiac related slalom boat names.

Can anyone else think of (in)appropriate boat names for an electric organ to paddle??

Jimi3000 · Post by **Jimi3000** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 4:47 pm

"Can anyone else think of (in)appropriate boat names for an electric organ to paddle??"

probably the best question ever asked!

no more suggestions jus had to commend you for that.

beefy · Post by **beefy** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 9:25 am

there is always the

dynamic as you have dynamics in mosy musical peices of music!