Unofficial UK Slalom BBS

Posted: **Wed Apr 16, 2008 3:37 pm**

Sunday morning found me strolling round my local garden centre. i decided to buy a bag of bulbs to brighten up my window boxes, on my way out the cashier said "Would i like some Peat.
I exploded with rage!!
HOW VERY DARE YOU!! I dont want any Pete, John or Harry for that matter thank you very much.
Cant a man buy garden supplies without being labelled a nancy boy! Disgraceful.

Posted: **Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:07 pm**

Yeah and I got barred from B&Q, minding my own business wandering around the store browsing through the hardware and supplies. This big guy in an orange bib comes up and asks if I want decking! Didn't take the chance and landed one on him staright away :p

Unofficial UK Slalom BBS

Garden Centre