Insects - Beeware

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Fup Duck
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Post by Fup Duck » Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:00 pm

What's the most dangerous insect in the world

Hepatitis Bee

General Flangecustard
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Post by General Flangecustard » Wed Apr 06, 2011 7:18 pm

Or a daddy long legs with a hand gun.

Fup Duck
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Post by Fup Duck » Wed Apr 06, 2011 8:26 pm

here we go, hope someone else joins in

A mosquito in a Mosquito (that wooden icon of 633 Squadron)

Fup Duck
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Post by Fup Duck » Wed Apr 06, 2011 8:51 pm

Gnat-ling gun

kendall chew
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Post by kendall chew » Wed Apr 06, 2011 9:03 pm

House flys can crush!

Fup Duck
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Post by Fup Duck » Thu Apr 07, 2011 4:09 pm

dangerous vegetable - potato (tuberculosis)

kendall chew
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Post by kendall chew » Thu Apr 07, 2011 10:22 pm

Right, that's it I've had enough! I am tired, thirsty and hungry so, take me to the Aubergine.

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Post by kendall chew » Thu Apr 07, 2011 10:26 pm

Actually, let's go to another one as there's not mushroom in this one.

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Post by kendall chew » Thu Apr 07, 2011 10:38 pm

No, we must call for an ambulance. I am sure that I just heard Artichoke. It s possible of course that he is merely upset, he did look a little Cress fallen earlier when he heard the Leek of his girlfriend leaving, he shouted where's my Taragon!!

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Post by Fup Duck » Wed Apr 13, 2011 9:49 am

Oh alright KC - happy now

I must say that I have developed a penchant for and would thoroughly recommend a delightful little herb; it does taste a bit like sucking a rock containing minerals that has been coated in bat faeces but give it ago. Just ask for oreguano

My friend Stavros has set up a business growing herbs in the marshy areas around Cambridge/Norfolk

www.fenugreek.co.uk

I gotta go I off for a wild thyme

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Post by Fup Duck » Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:29 pm

Rocket

Samphire Fight

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Post by kendall chew » Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:54 pm

Undoubtedly a wise- nay Sage comment but Orchid told me not to speak to people like you

Fup Duck
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Post by Fup Duck » Wed Apr 13, 2011 5:33 pm

Are you taking the pistachio? Says who, sesame!

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Post by kendall chew » Thu Apr 14, 2011 12:15 pm

Saw that old James Bond film the other day; Almonds are forever by Cubby Broccoli, the lass who played the Bond girl was Raddishing. I mentioned this to my Vicar who felt I was too close to the knuckle so he took me into the church and said Lettuce pray

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Post by Fup Duck » Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:57 pm

That's Cos he dill bayleaves in God. I Romaine an Atheist. It's Chard not to Celery out and mallow a little in old sage,
I was thinking about getting my groceries delivered from Waitrose but settled on Tesco as I don't want to Avocado.

Sorrel I gotta go now as I'm coming out in Chives

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