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by jon lords hammond
Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:24 am
Forum: Muppet Show
Topic: clint v wayne, who wins
Replies: 3
Views: 19628

Good guess, but wrong; more importantly Seedy concerning things "Van Zant" have you heard Johnny and Donnie's 1998 album "Brother to Brother" and talking about Southern anthems, Gregg Allman(along with Hammond organ) is playing in London in July, the week after Government Mule(Allmans spin off, 20 ...
by jon lords hammond
Tue Jun 05, 2007 12:25 am
Forum: Muppet Show
Topic: clint v wayne, who wins
Replies: 3
Views: 19628

As some of you will be aware 2007 is the 100th anniversary of the birth of screen legend John Wayne and in order to celebrate this momentous event Hollywood are about to release a previously unseen film shot in 1972(the year in which Deep Purple released "Machine Head" and blind men saw again after...
by jon lords hammond
Fri May 04, 2007 1:31 am
Forum: Muppet Show
Topic: Wristbands
Replies: 10
Views: 28195

No, He's a cousin of her majesty the queen, and I dont know if he actually has a daughter but if he does I would love to meet her so we could discuss some "Access Issues" and show her what a noise a hammond B3 organ can really make, anyway Mr Fifty why didnt you nomiate yourself for the paddler rep...
by jon lords hammond
Tue May 01, 2007 1:09 am
Forum: Muppet Show
Topic: Wristbands
Replies: 10
Views: 28195

Hey this is the best piece of nonsense I've seen on the muppet show for a very long time, stupidity and politics, always a hilarious combination, in fact it's hard to tell which are the real comedians these days, is throwing bricks at people not illegal in Englandshire? if not, it should be. As for...
by jon lords hammond
Tue Apr 10, 2007 2:57 pm
Forum: Events
Topic: grandtully hill race - after race warm down
Replies: 5
Views: 4481

Results for this years race now on Scottish Hill runners website, link above, bigger turn out than ever from the running community, but what happened to all you paddlers this year? Anyway the race was won by a man who thinks he's an organ belonging to Deep Purple's now retired keyboard player(me), ...
by jon lords hammond
Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:11 pm
Forum: Events
Topic: grandtully hill race - after race warm down
Replies: 5
Views: 4481

Dave, Jon told me at tully river races that hes planning on running it, I can understand Luc and Christopher being disappointed, but they might not be as disappointed as Stuart Greenaway, a 16 yr old who finished third in last years Lochaber half marathon and who this year, due the rule changes for...
by jon lords hammond
Thu Mar 29, 2007 12:43 pm
Forum: Events
Topic: grandtully hill race - after race warm down
Replies: 5
Views: 4481

Thanks for that Canadian Paddler, thats what happens when you put up notices at 1.30 in the morning
by jon lords hammond
Thu Mar 29, 2007 1:28 am
Forum: Events
Topic: grandtully hill race - after race warm down
Replies: 5
Views: 4481

To put the people who've asked me over the past few months if there will be a hill race this year, there will be a Grandtully Hill Race, 5 pm Easter Sunday after Div 1/2. Entries 2/1 pound sen/jun. Race length 6.4km 280m climb, Junior Race 3km 150m climb. Slight change from last year is that due to...
by jon lords hammond
Sun Nov 19, 2006 11:52 pm
Forum: Muppet Show
Topic: Jokes - Got any jokes???
Replies: 30
Views: 62426

Blackmores Night, now theres a real joke for you
by jon lords hammond
Tue Oct 24, 2006 11:42 am
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Dee Races - Access
Replies: 11
Views: 6574

white water racing is also using the Dee again, weekend after Btitish open, not well enough informed to comment on access situation in North wales, but seedy paddlers suggestion about the poor unfortunates south of Hadrians Wall taking a leaf out of Scotlands book with the Land Reform Act is a good...
by jon lords hammond
Mon Sep 11, 2006 11:49 am
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Go Wildwater Racing - Tony Estanguet Says So!
Replies: 9
Views: 6514

I agree with everything apart from boats being ugly, it makes you far more aware of forward paddling and getting the maximun out of each stroke, it also makes you stronger which for myself is a major benefit as strength is my biggest weakness, it is also far better value for money than slalom. Its ...
by jon lords hammond
Tue Aug 01, 2006 12:08 am
Forum: Muppet Show
Topic: ....
Replies: 2
Views: 4151

How about a debate on the contribution that Joseph Stalin made to twentieth century civilisation and how his ghost is rising up again to infilitrate every aspect of our lives under the guise of health and safety
by jon lords hammond
Tue Jul 11, 2006 1:14 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: WWR success
Replies: 2
Views: 2429

If you want a lesson on how to paddle downstream through standing waves fast, go and watch the boy in action, it's pretty impressive stuff
by jon lords hammond
Wed Jun 28, 2006 2:49 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Starting slalom again!! - Coaching
Replies: 9
Views: 6148

Glad to see you back, sorry, but not suprised to here of your predicament, you see people like you(and myself) are an irrelevant blott on the landscape of slalom as the sport exists for only one purpose, pursuit of olympic gold, which is one of the main reasons i spend lots of time doing another sp...
by jon lords hammond
Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:05 am
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: augsburg? - whats happening
Replies: 7
Views: 5294

wundurba or whatever it is they say in bavaria