Search found 235 matches

by Fup Duck
Tue Feb 01, 2011 6:11 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: STOLEN
Replies: 15
Views: 14895

Ta, I'm such a technophobe.
by Fup Duck
Tue Feb 01, 2011 3:13 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: STOLEN
Replies: 15
Views: 14895

Don't think that worked so try typing Python into the B & Q website
by Fup Duck
Tue Feb 01, 2011 3:08 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: STOLEN
Replies: 15
Views: 14895

http://www.diy.com/diy/jsp/bq/nav.jsp?action=detail&fh_secondid=9284247&fh_view_size=10&fh_location=%2f%2fcatalog01%2fen_GB&fh_search=cable+locks&fh_eds=%C3%9F&fh_refview=search&isSearch=true I found one of these in B & Q once and have always had it in my car. The thing I like about it is it doesn'...
by Fup Duck
Mon Jan 24, 2011 12:40 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Lee Valley International. - How much?
Replies: 13
Views: 8235

All Kendall's talk of horse, elephant, hen and stag is making me peckish.
by Fup Duck
Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:44 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Boat Value
Replies: 10
Views: 6304

Nick Penfold wrote:Re only the periscope above water: it's a perfectly clear cut judging decision.
32.1 It is considered a capsize when the head of the competitor is entirely under water.
Oh blast these pesky rules I would like to have seen that
by Fup Duck
Wed Jan 19, 2011 9:22 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: KP - Bless Her - Vessel (only in one colour)
Replies: 1
Views: 20854

I just saw on news

Katie Price a.k.a. Jordan States Divorce Caused by Alex Reid's Love of Fame

Three words

POT

KETTLE

Fill in the blank

B _ _ C K

I expect she has her good points
by Fup Duck
Tue Jan 18, 2011 9:35 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Tutti carry bag - lost and found
Replies: 14
Views: 8262

Dee wrote:(sorry - whatever Fup Duck has must be catching)
Penicillin normally sorts me out. It's a bit itchy before it kicks in though
by Fup Duck
Fri Jan 14, 2011 1:29 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Tutti carry bag - lost and found
Replies: 14
Views: 8262

Number 3 step forward. What if you got wrongly picked, it could ruin your reputation.
by Fup Duck
Fri Jan 14, 2011 12:25 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Tutti carry bag - lost and found
Replies: 14
Views: 8262

I had Tutti Fruity Ice cream. Did it contain a passport? I'd promised myself. as a New Year resolution, that I wouldn't weigh in here this year with inane drivel. What can I say I'm weak. I recall comment that it had gone walkabout with a member of the timing team. Now as far as I know, that could ...
by Fup Duck
Fri Dec 31, 2010 4:13 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Boat Value
Replies: 10
Views: 6304

Dave Royle wrote:Providing the holes are above the water line they will lighten the boat and it will thus sit higher in the water. Don't take it anywhere too rough.
How many holes can you drill before it is classified as an open boat.

When you say rough I assume you mean Chelmsford town centre
by Fup Duck
Fri Dec 31, 2010 4:10 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Boat Value
Replies: 10
Views: 6304

I don't need holes in a boat to sit low. Does it make a difference how big the holes are? Also if you go down with the boat it is detrimental to your health although it could be declared a grave and thus prevent salvage; at least that's my understanding of maritime law - someone may know better. Oh...
by Fup Duck
Mon Dec 20, 2010 2:09 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: foam footrests
Replies: 10
Views: 5997

Seedy Paddler wrote:Is that not Sement :D
I love our language, it's almost designed to play with. Is there another in the world that offers such chance?
by Fup Duck
Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:41 am
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Strategy - What do you want covered?
Replies: 49
Views: 27014

Ahhh families at Christmas, the season of good will!

One word for the missus, Moonpig - surfing and cards the best of both worlds.
by Fup Duck
Mon Dec 13, 2010 10:38 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: foam footrests
Replies: 10
Views: 5997

Or put on loads of weight like me and then you can't get out anyway

If you follow the glue option you could use any that was left to stick fur back on beavers
by Fup Duck
Mon Dec 13, 2010 6:45 pm
Forum: Muppet Show
Topic: By God I Think I Have It. - It's Christmas Time
Replies: 21
Views: 50883

He had no time to ponder further though as materialising in front of him was a man on a camel. “Who are you he said?” “I am Melchior of Hereford” came the response To the sound of cloven hooves appeared another camel and it’s rider announced, “I am Caspar of Goodrich.” And let me introduce my frien...