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Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 7:27 pm
by jon lords hammond
Come on everyone, whats happened to the muppet show! This is the board for nonsense and stupidity, where is it, are you all trying to tell me that nobody out there in the ever decreasing circles of canoe slalom has nothing silly to say for themselves. I find it very hard to be believe that a bunch of people as irrational as canoeists cant come out with some silly stuff on a regular basis, so come on let the nonsense roll. I'll have to go now as i'm currently working on the follow up to my 1969 "Concerto for Group and Orchestra" has anybody heard it, the folk in Classical music circles think it was a rather good piece. 
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 5:10 pm
by Jimi3000
I would like to know about your name please....
Is it double barrelled or is Lords your middle name?
Or is it just a random name for here? or are you really a lord?
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 6:40 pm
by Canadian Paddler
He's a highly eductated Hammond Organ that used to belong to 'John Lord' a keyboardist with Deep Purple. (Ok you are too young to remember them, better Google that)
Still have not worked out how a C-3 organ can manage to run up hills and paddle without being electrocuted. And whre does he get an electrical extension that is long enough to go up Hills?
Add that to what class does he paddle, does a C-3 organ paddle C1 and C2, or just whimp out and paddle K1.
(JLH is that random enough to get this thread going?)
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 6:55 pm
by Jimi3000
yer i know deep purple, smoke on the water, result of a jamming session in Montreux, a casino caught on fire and there was smoke on the water outside, (the water outside being lake geneva)....
so there you go... learnt that off the film the parole officer... ha ha i basically know it by heart
anywho, i'd say it would be some sort of music based canoe that meant when you paddled well it made good sounds.... i like to call it a "canorgan" i thort about "orgoe" but i think canorgan is better....
Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 10:27 pm
by Joe Stevo
whatever
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 4:38 pm
by Jimi3000
why would you go out of your way to express a feeling of indifference?
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 6:45 pm
by Canadian Paddler
Perhaps he is a play boater in a perception sonic?
Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 5:17 pm
by Pingu
He could do with a few lessons in apostrophes.....
or is that apostrophe's
hmmm...
Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 4:20 pm
by Jimi3000
who hasn't got apostrophes?
Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 8:40 am
by jjpete
I am a little confused about this also.
Maybe we should all randomly use apostrophes in our posts?
(Here's one for you).
Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 12:53 pm
by Joe Stevo
I didn't need to put an opostrophy in my feeling of indifference, so no need for pingu to say that. Also i am not a play boater, and anything you can do in a plastic bout looks ten times as good in a slalom boat!!!:blues:
Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 1:43 pm
by jjpete
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 8:51 am
by Canadian Paddler
Sorry got crossed posts, I was not trying to start a pointy boat versus placky boat war.
I was suggesting that the musical organ (See start of post) might be a SONIC - music, sonic - poor joke, just coiuld not think of any musiac related slalom boat names.
Can anyone else think of (in)appropriate boat names for an electric organ to paddle??
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 4:47 pm
by Jimi3000
"Can anyone else think of (in)appropriate boat names for an electric organ to paddle??"
probably the best question ever asked!
no more suggestions jus had to commend you for that.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 9:25 am
by beefy
there is always the
dynamic as you have dynamics in mosy musical peices of music!