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Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 9:43 pm
by canoecrazy
My bro aint ginner is he..........i cant tell

Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 12:30 am
by Geebs
I tell you what, why don't you liven up your own club's website (Green Star) with these jokes as it could do with a lift, also you would not be costing the Canoe Slalom website extra charges for bandwidth with a load of trible?

Better still use email or MSN between yourselves :;):

Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 7:33 pm
by phil-cooke
omg if canoe slalom has got a problem with bandwith tell them to get a better web host

i tried to help g* out with this but they dont seem to want to change anything.
tried to make them put a forum like this they said blah blah blah blah no blah not a chance blah

for $9.69 you can get
unlimited bandwith, unlimited storage space, MySQL/Cpanel/Fantastico(for geeks to no), pop3 email
photoshop templates and loads other stuff
small price realy for a year!

Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 10:16 pm
by canoecrazy
I tell ya what then geebs y dont u go make ure own fourm and talk to ppl who want to lishen to you ???

Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 10:18 pm
by canoecrazy
Anyway remeber this post is for jokes no more random stuff plz coz ure all getting boring and i wana hear a good joke.......................................hehe :D :D :D

Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 8:17 am
by Canadian Paddler
Just a reminder, when you say
omg if canoe slalom has got a problem with bandwith tell them to get a better web host

we are talking about Steve, an individual paddler doing this on his own time with his own money, not the unseen, unknown 'Canoe Slalom'. No funding from the slalom exec.

Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 10:03 am
by ninja
geebs if they got a problem bandwith whatever that is why dont they jus delet the topic off the main bit ??? lighten up :angry:
soz canoecrazy urm a joke urm............... canoe polo or should i say kayak polo. not funny but true funny urm.............what do you call a man with a calculator on his head..........................................adam

Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 7:36 pm
by canoecrazy
ninja wrote:geebs if they got a problem bandwith whatever that is why dont they jus delet the topic off the main bit ??? lighten up :angry:
soz canoecrazy urm a joke urm............... canoe polo or should i say kayak polo. not funny but true funny urm.............what do you call a man with a calculator on his head..........................................adam
hehe yea thats is a wicked joke

Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 9:54 pm
by SteveM
ninja wrote:geebs if they got a problem bandwith whatever that is why dont they jus delet the topic off the main bit ???


Hi. It's just me running the board, not a "they". Independant of the BCU and Slalom Committee, hence the "unofficial" bit in the title.

But anyway, there's actually no need to worry about my bandwidth - that would only be a problem if the pictures and videos I host elsewhere on my site are hit hard. The bulletin board is mainly text so you'd have to do an awful lot of posting to cause additional charges over and above my existing costs.

Just lay off the slanging matches though please guys.

Cheers,

Steve

Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 11:52 pm
by jon lords hammond
Blackmores Night, now theres a real joke for you

Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 8:43 pm
by canoecrazy
jon lords hammond wrote:Blackmores Night, now theres a real joke for you
erm what is that supposed to mean i dont understand ??? ??? ???

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 10:15 am
by phil-cooke
well you see blackmoores night well even i dont no and i no everything apart from things i dont know!
something an angel said to me (die hard)
hey ask paul okenfold what it mean not me lol

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 11:58 am
by Canadian Paddler
And I thought the young new about Google.
Blackmore's Night is a Renaissance-inspired Folk Rock band led by Ritchie Blackmore (Electric and Acoustic Guitars) and Candice Night (lyricist and lead vocals).


remember this was posted as a joke by a musical instrument belonging to a musician - look the references up yourself.

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 1:34 pm
by Mr Fifty
Heres one for you,
Why did the gay Swan swim upside down?
Coz, he was looking for Cygnet Rings.

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 6:25 pm
by canoecrazy
Mr Fifty wrote:Heres one for you,
Why did the gay Swan swim upside down?
Coz, he was looking for Cygnet Rings.
................i don't get that ither.....