Speed Dating

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Mr Fifty
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Post by Mr Fifty » Fri Aug 14, 2009 9:43 pm

The other day i went to a speed dating event at my local pub.
A girl called Nicola sat at my table and told me i was a sad ugly loser, who stank of cat #### and would probably die alone in a squalid bedsit, in a masturbation related accident.
Tch some people!
Then i thought to myself, Shes probably right.

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