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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:00 pm
by Fup Duck
What's the most dangerous insect in the world
Hepatitis Bee
Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 7:18 pm
by General Flangecustard
Or a daddy long legs with a hand gun.
Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 8:26 pm
by Fup Duck
here we go, hope someone else joins in
A mosquito in a Mosquito (that wooden icon of 633 Squadron)
Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 8:51 pm
by Fup Duck
Gnat-ling gun
Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 9:03 pm
by kendall chew
House flys can crush!
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 4:09 pm
by Fup Duck
dangerous vegetable - potato (tuberculosis)
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 10:22 pm
by kendall chew
Right, that's it I've had enough! I am tired, thirsty and hungry so, take me to the Aubergine.
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 10:26 pm
by kendall chew
Actually, let's go to another one as there's not mushroom in this one.
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 10:38 pm
by kendall chew
No, we must call for an ambulance. I am sure that I just heard Artichoke. It s possible of course that he is merely upset, he did look a little Cress fallen earlier when he heard the Leek of his girlfriend leaving, he shouted where's my Taragon!!
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 9:49 am
by Fup Duck
Oh alright KC - happy now
I must say that I have developed a penchant for and would thoroughly recommend a delightful little herb; it does taste a bit like sucking a rock containing minerals that has been coated in bat faeces but give it ago. Just ask for oreguano
My friend Stavros has set up a business growing herbs in the marshy areas around Cambridge/Norfolk
www.fenugreek.co.uk
I gotta go I off for a wild thyme
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:29 pm
by Fup Duck
Rocket
Samphire Fight
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:54 pm
by kendall chew
Undoubtedly a wise- nay Sage comment but Orchid told me not to speak to people like you
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 5:33 pm
by Fup Duck
Are you taking the pistachio? Says who, sesame!
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 12:15 pm
by kendall chew
Saw that old James Bond film the other day; Almonds are forever by Cubby Broccoli, the lass who played the Bond girl was Raddishing. I mentioned this to my Vicar who felt I was too close to the knuckle so he took me into the church and said Lettuce pray
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:57 pm
by Fup Duck
That's Cos he dill bayleaves in God. I Romaine an Atheist. It's Chard not to Celery out and mallow a little in old sage,
I was thinking about getting my groceries delivered from Waitrose but settled on Tesco as I don't want to Avocado.
Sorrel I gotta go now as I'm coming out in Chives